Showing posts with label Bad Words. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bad Words. Show all posts

Thursday, May 1, 2014

Closure: April 2014



Somehow, I managed to watch a good many movies in April. I guess I caught the film bug, because many of my TV shows have been totally neglected for the past few weeks. Regardless, it was exciting to have the chance to watch some of my old favorites. It had been quite some time since I last watch The Dark Knight, which is totally unacceptable. Also, I had the opportunity to introduce yet another person to The Prestige, which may or may not be even better than The Dark Knight, depending on what day you ask me. Regardless, Christopher Nolan is a genius, and you should watch every single one of his films... immediately.

Take a look at all of the movies I watched in April:

Movie Watched Year Format Did I Enjoy? Would I Watch Again?
Captain America: The Winter Soldier 2014 Theater > Full Price Yes Maybe
Gravity 2013 Blu-Ray > Redbox Yes Yes
Despicable Me 2 2013 Blu-Ray > Borrowed Yes Yes
Bad Words 2014 Theater > Matinee Some No
21 Jump Street 2012 DVD > Own Yes Yes
The Dark Knight (Movie of the Month!) 2010 Blu-Ray > Own Yes Yes
X-Men 2000 DVD > Own Yes Yes
Midnight in Paris 2011 DVD > Own Yes Yes
The Cider House Rules 1999 TV > Netflix Yes No
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 2013 Blu-Ray > Own Yes Yes
The Prestige 2006 DVD > Own Yes Yes

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Bad Words



Expectations:
You show me a funny child actor, and I will probably watch your movie... You show me a funny, Indian child actor, and I will probably long for you movie! Before I even watched Bad Words, I knew that Rohan Chand's role as Jason Bateman's 10 year old best friend would probably keep me laughing. If you haven't seen the trailer for Bad Words, watch it here, and take note of the hilarity of Chand's Chaitanya. Nevertheless, the idea behind the film is just so clever, and I hoped that Jason Bateman's directorial debut would deliver on the clever story. In my opinion, Bateman is one of those unfunny funny-guys, who always picks perfect roles for their talents (also see: Paul Rudd, John Stewart). I love Bateman films, but I just don't think he is that funny. Hopefully I'm not the only one who sees him in this way, but, if I am, just trust me...

Plot:
Unfortunately, the potentially clever storyline was quite scattered, and the film couldn't quite figure out which direction to go. At times, there was a lot of emotion and father-drama. At times, there was a lot of goofy, PG-13ish comedy. At times, Bateman was cursing like a sailor, which felt more R-rated, for sure. If only they had focused in on one type of comedy, then the film probably would have been great. Thankfully, Chand and Bateman were still able to deliver a number of laughs and, somehow, salvage what could have been a disastrous film. Hopefully, in the future, Bateman will get a little more organized. The screenplay involved a large number of hilarious moments, but they were just thrown together, which really hurt the film. From beginning to end, everything felt so random, and some scenes felt quite useless.

Characters:
As I said above, Jason Bateman is in a unique realm of comedy (to me at least), and, in Bad Words, he didn't shift away from his typical performance. He was good for the role, and the role was funny. However, he contributed very little to the funny. He just read his lines in his normal way and BOOM! he got paid!

Negatives:
I first fell in love with Kathryn Hahn in the very underappreciated Wanderlust, where she showed just how crazy she could be. Throw in her performances in We're the Millers, The Dictator, and The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, and you have someone who could quickly become the next Melissa McCarthy, in my opinion. Unfortunately, considering she didn't make me laugh not a single time in Bad Words, she's going to have to wait a little while longer before garnering that Melissa McCarthy award. I know her character, Jenny Widgeon, wasn't designed to be as goofily funny as a typical Hahn character, but there were times when she was trying to be funny and the laughs did not come. On top of the Hahn disappointment were two big disappointments from Allison Janney, who's Dr. Deagan was forced into the film, and Ben Falcone, who's Pete Fowler was never given the opportunity to make me laugh. So much talent was wasted on this film! It is just sad!

Positives:
Rohan Chand's Chaitanya Chopra made me want to go out and adopt a random Indian kid, immediately. He had to be the cutest kid ever, and his dorkiness just made everything even better, since I aspire to have dorky children. Without Chand, Bad Words fails miserably, and, when I say miserably, I mean it. Bateman may have been the lead, but Chand carries the film further than Bateman has ever carried anything.

Conclusion:
While Jason Bateman's directorial debut did struggle along a good bit, it was a great film for him to give it a try. However, if the scattered nature of Bad Words is not improved upon greatly, Bateman should probably just stick with acting. Thankfully, we do get Horrible Bosses 2 this year! If you haven't seen Horrible Bosses, please go watch it immediately! If you want random laughter, you might really enjoy Bad Words. I just prefer a good, organized storyline, and Bad Words has nothing even close to that. Regardless, kudos are much deserved for Rohan Chand, and I certainly hope that the youngster continues to shine in the future. I give Bad Words 2.03 out of 5 stars.

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

Great Expectations: March 2014

Since when do teenage girls like to watch and read about other teenagers being slaughtered at the hands of the government?


Seriously, though... I want to know! I mean, I know we aren't talking about 3rd graders (for the most part). There is a reason that films like these get a PG-13 rating. But, what happened to the teenage girl that I used to know... the teenage girl who loved Notebook-esque love stories and wanted to frolic in the tulips with Aaron Carter? As much as this shift in female emotion scares me for the these girls, I am more afraid for the future spouse's of these girls, because they WILL be forced to endure these crazed girls who may actually evolve to enjoy action flicks more than many men (all the while clinging to their love of romantic comedies). Any female who reads this post is sure to think "well, guys like it too," which is absolutely true. However, guys don't obsess over things in a socially unacceptable way. We may pour our emotions into a superhero film or even have saddened hearts when a beloved character of ours dies, but never ever will we be found crying or clapping in masses because Batman found his one true love... right before she blew up in a building filled with oil drums. But, actually, that was kind of sad... Hmm... I mean, poor Alfred, you know... He didn't mean to upset you, Bruce. He just wanted what was best for you! And, on second thought, the guy sitting next to me during The Dark Knight Rises actually did cry. Honestly, when I sat down to write this bit, I didn't see it coming, but I guess guys are just as much at fault. If anything, our love of government-controlled slaughter may just be rubbing off on the females in our lives. Go figure...

Check out these trailers and see what's coming to the theater this month...

 
Bad Words
(March 14)
 
 
Divergent
(March 21)
 
 
Noah
(March 28)
 


Wait! Wait! Wait! Don't go yet! I found the difference in guys' and girls' obsessions!...